A place where things actually work,
with a sense of humor.
Almost famous quotes
These may not make sense without some reference...:
"Why do all the !@#$!! people need email?"
Dan H, President of a growing DotCom in 1999 Dan was an incredible force in a company, both good and bad. His drive and ethics were missed, as was his ability to sell flavored ice cubes to eskimos with a guarantee on the water they wouold produce on melting. 

"Do you know what my !@#!*!!!  Title is?"
"Pinky" as he was affectionatly knicknamed, circa 2000, as he was trying to communicate meaningfully to a technical team that didn't care what his title was. Pinky left to sell long distance for Sprint. Point is, titles are unimportant if they are attached to a ____________.

"We only need .01% of the market..."
Too many CEO's and dot com visionaries to count.

"You can't be a successful dot com using _____, you have to be using Oracle."
The sales people for Oracle deserve an award. We love the "we'll lease a license to you for $50k per year then when you go IPO (or get major VC) you can pay the $500k for the full license." approach.

"We need some of those flash thingies on our site"
Drew (aka "Brain") regarding the dry but very informative company website. Some flash was added, a lot of content removed and everyone thought it was a better, more informative site.

"Why can't I use the password I always use?"
More people than I can count.

"Yes, we can have that working by then!"
Mike Harrison, lots of times: 1994-2005 I have since learned to be much more realistic in my time estimates. The problem is, I can get it working quickly and by the unrealistic deadline, but not always the way it should have been done.

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